schwarflee

Something that looks unappealing; Haggard

The leaves on the ground look very schwarflee.

by Tim00000 March 27, 2012

schwafted

Derived from a combination of the words schwagg and shafted, schwafted is another word for when something bad happens to one, or when one becomes intoxicated

a)dude I just got schwafted by that test
b)This weekend I went 12-0 in ruit and got completely schwafted

by Schwiggy McSchwag February 5, 2009

Schwaff

An extremley irritating phrase used by irrtating, condescending, arogant white boys.

I love thinking. Schwaff.

by HKSUCKSNOB July 11, 2009

Schwartzenegro

A blackass badass mothefucker

Guy one: Holy shit! Is that Schwartzenegro?
Guy two: I think

(This conversation would have taken place if Schwartzenegro would have allowed these mortals to live)

by TehLawd March 12, 2010

schwaife

A scientific measurment of the laterial length of one's penis

Dude, my nob is 2 and a half schwaifes long

by the jeddi May 17, 2010

Schwartzenbargen

A german word that was created by germans over in America after world war 2. It's meaning is somewhat obscure, but everyone agrees that it is a wonderful thing.

Guten tag and schwartzenbargen dear neighbor!

by LarsDoesn'tKnow March 14, 2011

Schmarfter

A being that possesses the attributes of someone with a great deal of luck, sliminess, and charm and could probably get away with murder.

Ah, Ben, you're such a fucking schmarfter for getting laid even though you were covered in piss, good work you schmarfter!

by schmarftycunt November 17, 2013