schlong schlapper

A large penis that is used to hit other people.

Evan whipped out his schlong schlapper and beat up the fool.

by Anesthesia God August 15, 2020

Dutty Schweppes

The only way way to drink vodka. Mixer of schweppes, typically double cupped and on the rocks.

Would you like shot of vodka?

Naa, pour up some dutty schweppes

by jameshdaboi October 7, 2021

schwasted

the condition of being inebraited, particularly likely in cananda, symptons include stumbling, vomiting, and being escorting out of clubs and bars by staff members

Why is Ashley always schwasted?
Please don't kick us out for being schwasted.

by jules March 11, 2004

Schlapper

The process in which you turn cell phone to vibrate, and shove the phone into your partner's rectum. Then proceed to "krazy glue" the rectum shut, and call the cell phone. Continue to stimulate the genitals while you ejaculate on the closed rectum.

That was a great schlapper...except, i lost my cell phone.

by Nick Lanier April 2, 2005

schweppes

Schweppes:

Cultdrink from Germany since 1783,

Schweppes is a bitter lemon, like tonic water, you can also use it to mix drinks like wodka-schweppes.

- Let's get some "Schweppes"
~ What's that ?!
- A tight cultdrink from Germany, bitter lemon taste

by Flint Ranch May 14, 2006

schwapping it

to consume alcohol

dude, we are schwapping it tonight!

by beast who schwaps July 4, 2009

Schwepper

A female who you would like to have sexual interactions with for the night, and only that night. See: Bop.

Mark: Man, where the schweppers at?

Marty: I think I see a few over there, man.

Mark: No man, that's some flops.

Marty: Yeah you're right man, flopzillas in this bitch.

by The Bop Crew September 8, 2010