Schwank

To schmooze with a bunch of wankers (popular term in Australia for people who are tossers, big-noters etc.) - hence "sch-wank". So you use the word to explain that you have to spend time sucking up to people you don't particularly like or rate highly, usually for business purposes.

"I spent last night schwanking at the Annual Marketing Awards."

by Nicko Longabaugh May 28, 2009

Schwanke

In some languages means Penis. And also is a dirty magazine in Germany.

Did you see the new Schwanke magazine?

by Kansasgirl January 21, 2009

schwank

someone who is super hot.
like a radiator.

girl: yo. what up?

guy: did it hurt when you fell? you know, the fall from heaven? cuz girl, you must be an angel.

girl: nah, i'm just schwank that's all.

by barT May 2, 2003

Schwankee

1.A cool thing to do
2.An item that is cool
3.Cool, just in general . . . like neat-o, but cooler . . .

1. Man, that shit is Schwankee!
2. Man, that shit is Schwankee!
3. just plain old . . . Schwankee!!

by This person that is Me May 9, 2005

schwance-wancer

A female who desires your cock

Dude, that bitch is such a schwance-wancer, she was all over you last night.

by Patkins October 25, 2007

schwankin

meaning really cool or beyond awesome. this word was brought about by some kid in litchfield, minnesota. Also see awesome, kick-ass, or even cool .

"Dude that wasn't so freakin' schwankin'!"
"Wow, that trick's really schwankin'!"
"Let's have a schwankin' good time.."

by kidfromlitchfield June 8, 2007

Vim Schmacked

A drunken typo of the expression "I'm schmacked", which is referring to being very fucked up on alcohol or xanax. When at a party, one will shout "Vim schmacked", or "I'm vim schmacked", to let the others know how fucked up he/she is. "Vim" is often used as a stand alone term for drinking and becoming intoxicated, and can be alternated into terms such as "Vimmy", or "Vimmer".

Shaan: Wanna come to the party on my boat tonight? I'm gonna be vim schmacked.

Rammer: No thanks man, my brother is having a banger in his garage, my levels of vim will be through the roof.
Shaan: Real shit?

by CONFBOYS August 15, 2017