Schmity Gospel

The Word from the mouth of @furbys_and_nonsense 's cat, Schmity.

Have you been spreading the Schmity Gospel and worshiping our lord and savior?

by chocolate_toast July 14, 2021

Schmitle

A small argument with no overwhelming effect.

Schmitle:
Hey u smell funny
Fuck u baghahah

by Schmitle.me.this March 24, 2022

Schmitler

A not very nice guy who is tring to immitate "TheBadGermanGuyFromWW2" without getting banned.

Mr. Schmitler tried to convince the police that his name was totally legit.

by OperatorRet July 23, 2022

Schmoney

There's numbers of reasons why we love goth girls but the main one is because they have cool nipple piercings. They taste like pennies and we're all about that schmoney.

So you know Jessica? Bro i'm all about that schmoney with her

by SkillFaker October 21, 2022

schnitzey

A word game played amongst friends/acquaintances in which you speak random gibberish that somehow makes sense at the time.

“Let’s play a game of schnitzey.”

by angelendoftimes April 12, 2023

Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

A modern gunslinger, turned wrestler.

After a tragic accident this youthful gunslinger was forced to abandon his old life and became the heavyweight champion of the world and landed into the wrestling hall of fame, the newest champion Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

by RacistLgbtqLover July 6, 2023

schmizey

Schmizey is a silly little way to refer to hit your best friend or big sisters vape. It can be used as an inside joke or unique term within your friend group. It’s meant to be an absolute doozy! Try it the next time you want a strong puff of someone geek bar, and you’ll be running red lights.

Yo Mud, could i get a schmizey
🎶Can I get a shmizeyyyyyyy🎶

by Sock sniff69 December 2, 2024