schmeeb

A male breast or nipple

Usually twisted to inflict pain on a friend or other.

Dude! Your schmeeb is mine!!!

Mike's schmeeb is swollen to the size of a grapefruit!

by shayne March 9, 2005

schmeker

a really charming guy

The very studly dude was a total schmeker

by Adriana March 12, 2005

schmeegin bees

Smoking a bowl of fine bud with a group of close buddies.

"Dude G-reg we have been schmeegin bees to much to go shred"

by Adam Cooper March 23, 2007

schmeefer

A word used to describe a person who generally exhibits awkward behavior, tries to incorporate oneself in a private conversation, laughs at innapropriate times/makes unneccesary comments, etc

Schmeefers are generally humorous to observe but can interfere with macks, such as a cock blocker, or even find it dificult to talk to girls

Generally, a schmeefer is an awkward, flamboyant, and possibly even rash thinking person

(word derived from Dick and da Champ)

Wow dick you just dropped lettus Erin's dress, you schmeefer

Whats up Schmeefer!

by Dick Nelson January 12, 2009

schmee

a small dick (penis)

girl uno: so does ricardo have a bbc or what
girl dos: naah he has a schmee hahaha

by tommydied May 18, 2019

schmee

anything and everything; a term of excitement, hate, lust, joy, and beardness

What the schmee is going on?!
On the count of schmee, let's rmb.
Schmeehehehe whoops crapped myself.
Schmee! Don't hug me or I'll fart.
Go schmee yourself, you ignroant slut.
You can't say schmee because you're so not Raven.

by RavenTheIgnorantSlut August 16, 2010

Schmeek

Verb; To Smoke.

Dude, lets ride and schmeek real quick, I need a buzz.

by Equality7-1986 June 8, 2009