schlommpings

The act of taking mash potatoes and smearing it on you face and then rubbing it on some ones stomach.

I gave my bestfriend good schlommpings last week.

by Kyrick fryishka July 16, 2011

Schlorp

The noise that dog food makes when you coax it out of the can by shaking. Also applies to some creamed soups and cranberry sauce, although not good to use in polite company while eating.

The schlorp from the can of cranberry sauce was extremely unpleasant.

by Butts III December 3, 2020

schlomp

a large shit, covered fresh nut juice (ejaculate)

Oh man we got wild last night, i actually schlomped on her chest!

by Caruto Cruiseumaki June 8, 2018

schlomnebop

a man who prematurely ejaculates

Fordy is a schlomnebop

by swiftism June 13, 2003

schlorp

A technique Dave uses to impress other developers.

Everybody seems really impressed with Dave's ability to schlorp.

by schlorpstubs September 5, 2017

schlorking

i) Any process involving the passing of saliva over the lips, tongue and teeth that results in a 'schlork' sound. Commonly associated with cats and/or dogs engaged in self-cleaning, or particularly sloppy oral sex.
ii) The sound described above

Goddamn dog, stop your schlorking!

by Melvin Junko January 27, 2009

schlomps

The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a trampoline-based or similar activity.

Unghgghhhghgg *hic* I got the schlomps.

by ghaliz July 27, 2011