Schlong

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.

John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.

by Aw yeah February 22, 2005

schlong bong

n. Something that's great fun to take a toke on.

Hey bitch, why don't you take a hit on the old schlong bong. Zzzzip!

by Spongebutt Squishpants August 23, 2004

Schlin

The "Schlin" aka a "Gaper", is an asshole that exceeds in circumference (About the size of a quarter/half dollar)- Due to many acts of anal sex, especially double penetration. A schlin will cause pain to your butt when moved around.

Mike: Dude, Austin, remember that chick from the bar last night? We fucked and now she has a schlin!
Austin: That's gross, dude.

by SkyFor8een January 2, 2009

Long Schlong

The most Mondo of all Dongs. A long Schlong is something utterly remarkable.

A 20 foot dildo.

*in bed*
Her: You have such a long Schlong!
Him: *penis grows to 20 feet*

by LONGERSCHLONG October 28, 2018

Schlong

a large penis.
comes from the german term schlange
which means serpant ;)

wow, kev has a nice schlong

by OLIVEEEEE December 9, 2008

Schlinger Schlonger

The expression of the term “massive dick”

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”

by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019

Schlongenluben

To add lubricant to a tube-steak.

"She doused my tubesteak with some oil. That was some serious Schlongenluben!"

by JBPhoto November 2, 2009