Schlamagro

The sexual act of ejaculateing into a book

1 . Wow I just had a great time doing schlamagro
2. Cool I'm going to schlamagro tonight

by Phil49 May 24, 2020

Schlangin'

A term used to describe the action performed by a prostitute who delivers their services via a penis.

A combination of Schlong and Slang.

Schlong= Penis.

Slang = to sell (dope).

"Broh his dick is massive. He schlangin'."

by Rehawse December 29, 2020

schlafanzugsex

Someone in particuliar described as a very missed and extremely funny being. They are living creatures who are blessed to be in your life.

You really are a schlafanzugsex, wow so lucky! You really are amazing!

by Mulkman July 18, 2021

Schlangin

Packing absolute meat. Having a ginormous dick.

That mf is schlangin meat.

by Schlangin mf September 11, 2022

schlang face

This word has German roots. "Schlange" means snake. So literally translated this would mean "snake face" but in the United States this word is used in the sense of penis face, dick face, cock face, and the like. This word is widely used in the Bay Area, especially to decaying hippies who hang around Haight St.

This schlang face was trying to hit on me, can you believe it?

by meowiekittie February 12, 2012

SHABANG POOF

Brings Extra to the word Poof

Hell yeah did you see that thing go Shabang Poof?!?

by jdshunnned March 19, 2008

Schlangry

The combination of the words “schlong” and “angry”. It is defined as being angry when you haven’t been given what you feel is an acceptable amount of schlong from your man. This in turn makes you angry, until the proper amount of schlong has been received.

I appreciate that my wife loves to have so much sex with me. However, if she feels I haven’t given her all the sex she expects, she gets very schlangry and irritable. The only solution is to give her the schlong, as soon as possible.

by LickitySplits July 18, 2019