Scheiznov

The state of shock when slapped with a vegatable.

Nan was Scheiznovved when the parnsip threw across the table.

by SlapThatSprout September 19, 2009

scheisskalt

fucking cold, damn cold
'scheisskalt' literally means 'shit cold'

Draussen ist es scheisskalt - noutside it's shit cold
Die Dusche ist scheiskalt - the shower ist fucking cold

by Boerge January 9, 2014

Scheduelling

When a group of people attempt to schedule a date for a group event and everyone is competing for a date that suits them.

We are supposed to have dinner, as a group, but people kept scheduelling and it got canned.

by Quidgeeboh May 3, 2010

Schedule Stalking

Schedule stalking typically occurs in the workplace with hourly employees. It involves

1. Immediately checking as soon as the schedule goes up to see if a certain person is working the same shifts as you, often someone of romantic interest.

2. Scanning the entire list of employees to find out who is working with you on a given day.

3. Actually writing down any of this information so you can plan for it (looking good on a certain day, et cetera).

Person 1: "Hey, what are you doing here? I didn't think you were working today."
Person 2: "I'm filling in for Debbie, she called out."
Person 1: "Oh, I see."
Person 2: "Why, have you been schedule stalking me?"

by NeaSyz September 30, 2009

Scheiss

'Scheiss' as a somewhat shorter form of 'scheisse' (shit, crap)
Scheiss in general is often used the same way, as 'fuck' in US Englisch...
In German language, e.g. 'scheiss' (from Scheisse - shit) and 'egal' (equal) becomes 'scheissegal' which means whatever but with an 'fucking whatever' in mind.

So ein Scheiss - What a shit
Was für ein Scheiss hast Du gemacht? - What crap did you do?

by Boerge January 11, 2014

schedge

The short form of schedule. Never spelled; only spoken... until now.

Pronounced (sK-edge).

G: Yo B, want to kick it in the park with some 40's?

B: Yeah I dunno, have to check the schedge, G.

by SCrow December 7, 2006

Schechter

1. The sort of person whose ability to differentiate between right and wrong has been completely eroded.

2. A female who has managed to have intercourse with more men and other women than previously thought to be humanly possible.

3. The Queen of all past, present, and future slores.

4. A drug-addicted whore.

5. A teenage girl with the vagina of a 75-year-old lifetime prostitute, whose specialty was ten-man-gangbangs.

Dude, she's fucking fifteen guys while smoking a joint and doing a kegstand... What a Schechter.

by Beentheirfuckedthat July 15, 2010