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SCAMber Heard

When a Scammer/compulsive liar has no decency, moral compass, work effort, or bowel control, and decides to fabricate stories of blackmail against innocent parties, solely for the purpose of attempting to extort monetary value from said parties own personal past successes, but then is proven to be a Scammer with a towering amount evidence against them - at which point they begin to defecate all over themselves & others nearby in a firey tantrum.
'Gotta watch out, there's a Scamber Heard on every corner'

'My tickets didn't work, I bought them off some Scamber Heard on the boardwalk'
by BenJayToken September 11, 2019
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scam on

the act of hitting on or ripping off the opposite sex
"I am going out to the bar to scam on some girls."
by Kurdt Kobain November 18, 2007
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pyramid scam

Any "business" plan that is a scam and completely fake. Usually involves the employee (a.k.a. the sucker) to pay the employer, rather than the other way around. Most notable for the use of the pyramid method of gaining money: you start by suckering one of your friends to dish out his money, then he gets one of his friends to do the same, until all your friends are broke and pissed off at you.
Have you been to that pyramid scam website? www.2by2.cult.
by superhog May 24, 2006
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romance scam

Fake profiles on dating sites to get people to join. Yahoo Personals was sued for their romance scams. Most dating sites, if not all of them, have many fake profiles to get people to pay, or, for sites that are free, it gets people to sign up and bring a lot of traffic to their site, making the businesses gain profit from their advertisers. Plenty of Fish, a free dating website, is full of romance scams.

Think about how a personals website starts if it starts with zero members. Who would sign up? It is theorized all dating sites start out with and continue to have romance scams. It is an unethical, yet very effective way for their business to make money.
Don't sign up for Plenty of Fish--you will waste most of your time with romance scams.

Most, if not all, of the beautiful women on dating sites are more than likely romance scams.
by deepspace10 January 28, 2011
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Scamilton

Bob: "Hey look at Lewis Hamilton, he just cheated again to win!"

Cathal: "He's such a SCAMILTON!"
by Emperor Skelton September 19, 2009
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Scam a Pizza

When instead of ordering a pizza and paying for it, you call back and complain about your "previous experience", all in the hopes of having them send you out a replacement/refund pizza. This should be done sparingly, otherwise if done frequently use different numbers or order at gullible places such as Pizza Hut.
Tim: Wanna throw down on a pizza?

Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.

Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.

Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.
by Mike Schrampfey December 5, 2012
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scam a ride

The act of tricking someone into driving you somewhere that you don't want to drive to. e.g. a bar or a night club.
I told Scott to scam a ride with Dean so we could get hammered at the party last night.
by rhys3175 January 5, 2014
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