by James Stiltonn June 23, 2017
Get the Jacob Sartorius mug.Aka, Jacob Saggytits. He is hell. A gift from satan to let us all know that murder is sadly illegal, he is testing us🤔
by Dnce gvin dnce May 30, 2016
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one look at this fucking pile of shit and you will want to drink a large bucket full of bleach and question god's existence for creating this fucking rat, commonly referred to as rolf or more popularly, jacob saggytits.
person 1: omg! Wanna watch this video of rolf sartorius with me?
person 2: sure, ill bring my bleach!
person 2: sure, ill bring my bleach!
by fuckingpieceoftrash June 17, 2016
Get the rolf sartorius mug.The Japanese word for enlightenment.
And for you kids that don’t understand basic English.
Satori is the word enlightenment in Japanese.
Obviously that’s not how you spell it but that’s how you pronounce it.
And for you kids that don’t understand basic English.
Satori is the word enlightenment in Japanese.
Obviously that’s not how you spell it but that’s how you pronounce it.
Random 1: who’s that girl over there?
Random 2: oh, that’s satori.
Random 1: don’t that mean enlightenment in Japanese?
Random 2: yeah, it do.
Random 2: oh, that’s satori.
Random 1: don’t that mean enlightenment in Japanese?
Random 2: yeah, it do.
by DON’TEVENTRYITBOI November 11, 2018
Get the Satori mug."Santorini Schmidt" verb, the act of having sex on a rooftop in Santorini, amongst the lovely scenery. However, the condom breaks, leading to a pregnancy scare. But not really caring, since your on spring break in Santorini with your boys.
While I was on spring break in Santorini, I had sex with a girl on the rooftop looking out at the lovely scenery. During my post sex cig, I almost lost my gerald when I realized the condom broke. However the more I thought about it the less I cared, I'm in Santorini with the boys. It will work itself out
That's a crazy Santorini Schmidt, man
That's a crazy Santorini Schmidt, man
by To ph August 14, 2015
Get the Santorini Schmidt mug.A socio-economic political ideal based on the concept of global warming and the oncoming melting of the polar ice caps which will cause the sea levels to rise drastically and force former land lubbers onto ships or to create island nations. Sailorism belief primarily refers to living out the neo-golden age of pirates in the flooded modern world and conducting pirate business in the sane fashion or ancestors did.
"Yea my neighbor is into Sailorism"
"Wow really?"
"Yea he already built his man o' war in his backyard and offered to take me on as crew as sail the high seas in the coming years"
"Wow really?"
"Yea he already built his man o' war in his backyard and offered to take me on as crew as sail the high seas in the coming years"
by iCaesar March 20, 2019
Get the Sailorism mug.A kind cute handsome adorable person who will respect you for who you are in any way. This person is chill and funny. If you know anyone named santori just know that they will always respect you and be grateful that there your friend because you might come to regret losing that person.
by Ace Keaton July 20, 2021
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