by Scooter August 25, 2003
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"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"
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by C Witt July 23, 2008
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by thidr0 June 15, 2009
Get the sailing mug.A portmanteau of "home free" and "smooth sailing". It means the same thing as its component words: the rest is easy.
by SlauterHouZe101 May 3, 2011
Get the Home sailing mug.The act of performing oral sex on a man while an object is inserted into the rectum of the one performing the oral sex.
My boyfriend loves it when I blow him, the fact that it's usually ass sailing only makes it better for both of us!
by redditperv August 24, 2012
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by SweetAtAll September 10, 2018
Get the Fire-Sailing mug.The act of attending a meeting directly after having consumed some amount of alcohol, especially if drank with others also in attendance.
"This meeting's going to be such a headache- let's go sailing to make it go a little smoother."
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"You seemed pretty content in that judicial meeting..."
"It helped that I was sailing it."
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by 52008 April 27, 2010
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