Skip to main content

garage sailing

To sail in your garage.
by Scooter August 25, 2003
mugGet the garage sailing mug.

smooth sailing

"That bitch was smooth sailing!"

"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"

"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."
by C Witt July 23, 2008
mugGet the smooth sailing mug.

sailing

to smoke weed and drive at the same time.
one of my favorite activities is sailing through the city.
by thidr0 June 15, 2009
mugGet the sailing mug.

Home sailing

A portmanteau of "home free" and "smooth sailing". It means the same thing as its component words: the rest is easy.
Oh really? Well after that it's really easy! It's pretty much just home sailing from there.
by SlauterHouZe101 May 3, 2011
mugGet the Home sailing mug.

Ass Sailing

The act of performing oral sex on a man while an object is inserted into the rectum of the one performing the oral sex.
My boyfriend loves it when I blow him, the fact that it's usually ass sailing only makes it better for both of us!
by redditperv August 24, 2012
mugGet the Ass Sailing mug.

Fire-Sailing

Burning California’s Democrat-nursery to disperse Democrat voters into red states.
Instead of gerrymandering to move the districts every ten years, we can do some Fire-sailing to move the voters whenever we want...
by SweetAtAll September 10, 2018
mugGet the Fire-Sailing mug.

sailing

The act of attending a meeting directly after having consumed some amount of alcohol, especially if drank with others also in attendance.
"This meeting's going to be such a headache- let's go sailing to make it go a little smoother."

Or

"You seemed pretty content in that judicial meeting..."
"It helped that I was sailing it."
by 52008 April 27, 2010
mugGet the sailing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email