Rum Dumb

An idiot due to their over consumption of alcohol over the years. One who has pickled themself.

Get outta here you freakin Rum Dumb, or I'll call the cops!

by biffula December 26, 2007

rum and monkey

A website that is full of stuff to do when you are bored. Or need to laugh.

Kid A :I just did the pop quiz on rum and monkey! I'm so not bored now!

Parent : No one cares, quit life.

by Moon Biscuit May 4, 2005

Too Much Rum

Too Much Rum is a state of mind.
When one has had so much to drink that they are claiming they could drink forever and that there is no such thing as too much rum.
The phrase plays on the popularity of rum because of rum's sweet flavour as well as it's feature in Pirates of the Caribbean.
This phrase is especially useful by pirates.

Guy 1: Woah how much have you had to drink?
Guy 2: Not enough.
Guy 1: Seriously you've had too much.
Guy 2: There's no such thing as too much rum!

by Captain Sharna Whorely November 7, 2006

Rum Runner

A person who supplies alcoholic beverages for a party or social gathering.

Jeff: You going to that party friday?
Tim: Who's the rum runner?
Jeff: Dale
Tim: Forget that, he'll only bring Mike's Hard Lemonade

by Tommy Shavers May 20, 2009

rum

Nectar of the gods and preffered drink of pirates everywhere.

"Bro, Rum is the best alcoholic beverage, ever!"

by Kunat June 20, 2008

rum

a verrrryyyyy tasty alcoholic beverage
recomendation: Appleton Rum (Jamaican Rum)

Yo man, let me get an Appleton Rum mixed with Coke

by Roccc August 30, 2006

Rum Tan

Applied to a person who's skin turns bright red when they drink alcohol or are so drunk they appear flustered. If they often appear to be sun burnt even in the winter it is a good indication they like their booze.

"Wow I have to pick up a bottle of Bacardi this weekend and work on my rum tan!"

by Duke_of_York26 April 23, 2006