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humans are all retarded
by Skives May 21, 2018
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Retarded Animal Babies

A seriously funny flash cartoon that many people think is a blatant ripoff of the flash cartoon series "Happy Tree Friends". This is not true, simply because the characters talk and make jokes in RAB, whereas in Happy Tree Friends the only "humor" is pointless violence.
by Wo0gy May 22, 2005
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Retarded Jeremiah

Just like the term "silly billy" except its longer to say and it does not rhyme. You can use this in most situations even if the person in question is right.
Dude 1: Is that a car
Dude 2: Nah dude its a tree stop being such dam retarded jeremiah!!!!

or:
Dude1: Is that a tree?
Dude2: (even though it is a tree) Nah dude dont be such a dam retarded jeremiah!!!!
by Mooza September 6, 2005
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Geographically retarded

When someone is constantly lost and never knows where they are. They don't know where any place is and even with a play by play of how to get there and will STILL get lost.
Nicki: (answers phone)
Eric: I'm lost
Nicki: I gave you directions.
Eric: I dont know where this place is
Nicki: ugh..you are so geographically retarded..you can never find anything
by Haywoodjablowme83 March 31, 2010
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your retarded

Oh, the irony. "Your retarded" is incorrect. It should be "You're retarded". Saying "your retarded" is just making yourself retarded by not knowing the correct grammar.
Billy Bob: your retarded
Sally: Look who's talking. Get some grammar lessons, retard.
by Kathleen G. June 14, 2006
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retarded ejaculation

When, for some reason, a man cannot blow his spunk on time. Also known as delayed ejaculation, retarded ejaculation has plagued mankind since the dawn of chivalry, when men were supposed to care about a woman's feelings. This brainwashing of care into the minds of men around the world has become the bane of sexual pleasure for men. It becomes a block in their mind, stopping them from experiencing the power of shooting their load.
by The CJ December 9, 2008
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retarded bitch

A bitch and a retard that is both an ass and... well retarded... Just face it, retarded bitches are all around us and probably exist in outer space too.

THEY RUIN YOU! Beware of the friggin' retards and bitches combined. Seriously.
Damn! He cuckholded me and his IQ is at 69!!! What a retarded bitch.

Catarine Joicaphine decided to jump scare him again, but fell over in her chair and had a stroke... What a toxic retarded bitch!

This dude Ben Dover had parents who cheated on each other, and had a low enough IQ to name him that... What retarded bitches.

Peter Zheng got pissed at his ex-girlfriend because his coin business wasn't going well so she finally rejected his micropenis... What a retarded bitch!

The ghost got her class killed by farting loudly when the gunman walked by her class... Such a retarded bitch.
by itsteviewonder February 22, 2019
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