Roffle Pig

"Roffle" is a compound-word. When a girl is bored at work and needs a male to entertain her the male can, unwittingly - and often without his knowledge, become her "Roffle Pig".
The male requires low self-esteem and no "actual work" to do.

This, in no way relates to the physical appearance of the individual.

The term "Roffle Pig" was first coined on the 31st of July 2009

PIG
Informal person regarded as being piglike, greedy, or gross.

ROFL

is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.

Question:
Do you have your very own roffle pig?

Answer
I do have a roffle pig, as it happens. He truffles for roffles all day long *purely* on my behalf.

by 1obster July 31, 2009

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Ruffledge

A form of being ruffled.

I got so hammered at the Real Madrid game that I overslept and missed the Dali and Goya exhibitions at Reina Sofia Museum. This has caused some serious ruffledge.

by Ronaldo's Mate November 20, 2013

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Ruffled Sea Slug

When a woman spreads the lips of her vagina while straddling the chest of her partner and drags herself down his chest leaving a trail of white slime. The shape of the labia looks like a swimming sea slug.

Katie wanted revenge after David came on her chest without asking so while he was sleeping she climbed on top of him and gave him a ruffled sea slug.

by Geronimeow March 28, 2015

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