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kristin roberts

a beautiful. smart. amazing girl that id love to date. shes sweet loving. and to die for. and if i could id have her to myself and never let her go. shes always going to be in my heart and my best friend even if things dont become how we want it to be.
there is not example for a kristin roberts theres only 1 that im talking about
by abcdefghijklmnopz March 28, 2009
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GARY ROBERTS

NHL Hockey Player with the Pittsburgh Penguins, at 42 years old he is the most conditioned and tough player ever.. See badass for more information. Will drop the gloves and kick the shit out of anyone at will. You have been warned.
Gary Roberts hit that guy into the boards so hard, he got every girl in the first three rows pregnant!

There are only three horsemen of the apocalypse because Gary Roberts will skate.

They once made a Gary Roberts toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
by McLovin' April 12, 2008
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Oral Roberts

An act of oral pleasure given to a male (blowjob) wherein the person providing said pleasure is able to take the entire shaft (cock) into their mouth and/or throat while simultaneously licking the scrotum (balls). If the recipient ejaculates during the course of an Oral Roberts, the provider of said pleasure is rewarded with a high-five, and probably $100 or something.
I'm not normally into fatties, but Jodie pulled an Oral Roberts on me while we were in the Applebee's parking lot. I owe her $100 now.
by shogun_pluuto February 12, 2015
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kit roberts

5’9 boy with no bitches😪
Damn, Kit Roberts really got no bitches
by GlizzyMasta January 16, 2022
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Roberta

Best mom around. Robertas don't take no crap and are known love unconditionally. Often goes by name "Bobbie".
My mom Roberta is the bomb, but she'll cut you if you piss her off.
by better boy February 5, 2010
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Jaden Roberts

Somebody who is amazing and has a great talent. Been through alot, but still has a shining personality
Person 1: Hey did you check out Jaden Roberts new cover?
Person 2: Yeah, it was super!
by ILoveJadenR October 16, 2011
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Farrah Roberts

Gay ass hoe who like dick and pussy
Farrah Roberts is a girl who a thot and eat dick and pussy
by Ayeeee aye aye January 23, 2019
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