kristin roberts

a beautiful. smart. amazing girl that id love to date. shes sweet loving. and to die for. and if i could id have her to myself and never let her go. shes always going to be in my heart and my best friend even if things dont become how we want it to be.

there is not example for a kristin roberts theres only 1 that im talking about

by abcdefghijklmnopz March 28, 2009

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GARY ROBERTS

NHL Hockey Player with the Pittsburgh Penguins, at 42 years old he is the most conditioned and tough player ever.. See badass for more information. Will drop the gloves and kick the shit out of anyone at will. You have been warned.

Gary Roberts hit that guy into the boards so hard, he got every girl in the first three rows pregnant!

There are only three horsemen of the apocalypse because Gary Roberts will skate.

They once made a Gary Roberts toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

by McLovin' April 12, 2008

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Oral Roberts

An act of oral pleasure given to a male (blowjob) wherein the person providing said pleasure is able to take the entire shaft (cock) into their mouth and/or throat while simultaneously licking the scrotum (balls). If the recipient ejaculates during the course of an Oral Roberts, the provider of said pleasure is rewarded with a high-five, and probably $100 or something.

I'm not normally into fatties, but Jodie pulled an Oral Roberts on me while we were in the Applebee's parking lot. I owe her $100 now.

by shogun_pluuto February 12, 2015

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