Randers

6th largest city in the country. Best known for being the home of Randers Regnskov, the only rainforest zoo in Europe.

Because of the large amount of tanorexic teens and 20-somethings, it is essentially the Jersey Shore of Denmark.

I went clubbing in Randers last night.

Were there lots of overly tanned, fake-boobed bimbos and tribal-tattooed, steroid-muscled guys?

Isn't there always?

True, true..

by Kitten Capone December 14, 2010

Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

by nastyninja December 25, 2010

bathroom reader

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it

"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."

by Anonymous bayleeto April 9, 2015

rencer

the act of not doing something when you earlier said you would.

yo dude you totally renced us, it's not cool to rencer.

by alexravens August 13, 2012

Renert

A term used to describe a safe place for disabled and mentally ill individuals.

"Don't talk to that guy he hangs out in a renert."

by jacksonsmith833 February 7, 2022

rendeboozing

A combination of rendevouzing and boozing

happy hour at Kat was always a good place for rendeboozing.

by dotcommiez June 1, 2009

Mean Tarot Reader

Abb; MTR- Any zooted scam artist that originated from TikTok that goes live on YouTube..See msashycat; trashpuss

Dude, that chick was blasted off the aytch last night & nodded off for a solid 7 minutes!! Lips turned blue, eyes went chameleon style! When she came to she mumbled somethin then said "Daddy Rice that's the ticket"..? Wtf lmao that was some classic mean tarot reader type stuff bahahaha!!

by HutchNation CEO April 11, 2022