by The Guy in the Backseat October 24, 2018

Ralph is a little midget who has short-man syndrome. He hates all of those around him and would be the worst teacher. Ralph is impatient and cannot deal with others opinions. Ralph is very unique and is ugly as hell. He has very small baby hands, which he uses to smack his students buttocks. Ralph comes from North American origin. It means vomit, which is quite true according to his personality. His personality makes other people sick and want to vomit, and even dig a hole, bury themselves and DIE.
"what teacher do you have?"
"ralph"...
"wow, best course of action would be to dig a deep hole and bury ones self"
"ralph"...
"wow, best course of action would be to dig a deep hole and bury ones self"
by underlegs October 30, 2020

by Primo March 31, 2015

Would you like to pet Ralph?
by Crispitos September 4, 2003

" Classic Ralph". Need i say more??
by bio08 June 27, 2009

v. unexpectedly releasing gas from your anus as a result of uncontrollable laughter
n. the gas that is releaseed from your anus as a result of uncotrollable laughter
n. the gas that is releaseed from your anus as a result of uncotrollable laughter
I almost ralphed when he showed me what was in the bag.
I watch comedies alone, becuase I'm afraid of ralphing in front of people.
I watch comedies alone, becuase I'm afraid of ralphing in front of people.
by tmack41 December 15, 2008

by Bruce W. March 28, 2004
