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Quidditch

Kwiid-itch, n.

1. Fictional Sport in the 'Harry Potter' novels involving bats, balls, brooms and C.G.I. effects - no doubt to be frowned upon when some daft bugger emulates it and falls to his/her doom on discovering they can't really fly.

2. The type of sneeze that starts in the nostrils, causing one to clamp one's teeth and close the mouth, resulting in sneezing a large clod of snot into one's hand that's in such a vast amount that it can't be wiped onto one's clothing discreetly.
"Quidditch" Ron exclaimed.
"Yeah," said Harry, closing his potions book. "I'm tired of studying... let's go and have some practice before Saturday's match".
Ron looked sheepish and attempted a grin. "Sorry mate" he said red-faced, "I just sneezed... you ain't got a tissue have you?"

from "Harry Potter and the HalfBaked Plot" by K.J. Growling
by Neil Baxter October 12, 2005
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The Quidditch

The quidditch is when you fly into the bedroom wearing nothing but a cape holding your "broomstick". You must be humming the Harry Potter theme song in order to correctly perform this gravity defying feat. Wand optional.
I was waiting in bed for him, then out of nowhere he pulls The Quidditch and flies into the room. It was magical.
by Schwipples September 16, 2010
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You wish you could be as quill as me.
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Quiditch Queef

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'I say, I let out a right corker of a Quiditch queef the other day in our match against Slytherin
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"Hey bro, have a beer!"
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"Tight, dude."
"Yeah. Quid bro quo, my man."
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