In the absence of good porn, logging on to facebook and masturbating to pictures of your more attractive "friends". Has proven to be more popular than porn for those lacking morals.
Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.
Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.
"Dave is appearing offline because he doesn't want you to interrupt his Facebook Quickie"
"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"
"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"
by noraadivad November 12, 2009
Get the Facebook Quickiemug. to get off in a girl as fast as you can (5 seconds or less), and then get up and run away as fast as you can yelling "arreba arreba."
by nick and david March 2, 2007
Get the quickie gonzalezmug. To have sex with the foreskin on an un-circumsized man's penis. By stretching the foreskin over the other man's penis and holding his foreskin over your penis and have sex with it.
by Mr. D Spiers April 28, 2014
Get the Quickie dickiemug. Savannah had gorilla grip coochie so
When I was at her funeral I just had to have a quickie in a casket.
When I was at her funeral I just had to have a quickie in a casket.
by Sham shake April 22, 2020
Get the Quickie in a casketmug. by SpanishQuickie September 18, 2020
Get the Spanish Quickiemug. by InsertRandomNounHere March 3, 2014
Get the quickie martmug. Any sexual act, pick up line, or flirtatious behavior, either heterosexual, homosexual, or any other form of ‘sexual’, where a person can successfully convince their partner that if they can last two minutes until ejaculation, it’s not a ‘quickie’.
I promise you Baybay... come back to my place! This ain’t gonna be no Sauerkraut Quickie honey... you might even get the full two minutes if you play your cards right
by AxisRadio August 6, 2021
Get the Sauerkraut Quickiemug.