quack off

masturbate
achieving "it" by hand

I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

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m'quack

The noise omitted from a distressed Duck/Cat animal

Person: TAKE THIS YOU FIEND

Duck/Cat: M'Quack

Rhinoceros who was just wandering by at the time: I'd like that slightly grilled plesh

by bdfhgtvJ April 27, 2009

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Mud Quack

Any noise made when you are fucking a girl in the ass.

I took the mud duck home and we decided to try anal when her asshole let out a loud mud quack.

by mudquacks May 3, 2014

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A word used instead of the word wack. Typically used inside restrictive schools, where many such words are banned.

Alternatively, it's used as an exclamation or substitute for an expletive, such as fuck, in any and all situations.

That assignment Mrs. Ratman gave us is so fricking quack. It's too hard!

That quacking hurt, Jerry! Why the QUACK would you quacking throw that thing at me?

by yeetthegeese April 10, 2019

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Soggy Quack

When you're having a shower and you feel a fart coming that you know is going to sound like a duck, you turn around so the water is running down your ass so the resulting fart sounds like a soggy quack.

Dude, I just let rip a total soggy quack in the shower

by Manxita October 30, 2019

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