n. A sentence written in such a way that the reader(s) cannot discern whether it is intended to serve as a question, or as a statement.
Why is every damn email she writes filled with questatements? It's like she sticks a question mark at the end of every sentence, regardless of whether it's an ask or a tell.
by Cap'n Wordsmithereens February 12, 2013
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Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.
Expanded: In the event of a public talk or interview with a person of note, the moderator throws it open to the floor for the inevitable Q&A section, where various nincompoops try to show off to the crowd about how big a fan they are of the person's work, or just want to tell them something about themselves by dressing up statements as questions.
"We'll throw it open to questions from the audience now, and please, no Questatements -we only have 15 minutes."
by Jason_Chatfield October 23, 2018
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When you defecate into a vagina and proceed to insert your penis into it, with another male doing the same.
Dude, Brett and I gave Molly a beef quesadilla last night. She threw up after having to suck Brett's poopdick.
by Fartz Chucklebutt May 4, 2011
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“It was our anniversary, and Jason wanted to give me a soggy quesadilla.”
“It was our anniversary, and Jason wanted to give me a soggy quesadilla.”
by WildWolf November 30, 2022
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"what the deuce is that?"
"pshh loser, cheese quesadilla with fries and don't forget it."
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"pshh loser, cheese quesadilla with fries and don't forget it."
by ronald weasley July 16, 2008
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