silly putty

1. A toy that is a bright-colored ball of soft, moldable, rubber-like material. Comes in a plastic egg shell container. It was 'accidentally' invented when ppl tried to find a substitute for rubber.
2. The best stress-reliever. period.

I can't live without squeeezing my silly putty everyday.

by thecarcass54 January 12, 2006

not putting out

When a girl won't have sex.

This girl was not putting out, so we couldn't have sex.

by JohnnyBoySaing September 13, 2013

hawk putuh

somebody spitted on you. think abt it “HAWK PUTUH” sometimes ppl say it through text.

jake: hawk putuh (in text)
jakes friend: lmao

by mr. poopybutt LOL! February 25, 2021

Did You Try Putting It In Rice?

Standard response to a seemingly impossible to correct mistake, based on the often said query to any type of mobile phone damage.

Dave "FFS I just reversed my new car into the car park wall and totaled the bumper"

Terry "Did you try putting it in rice?"

by Ben Armitage February 12, 2022

Putter-nutch

When a girls gooch has hairs sticking out on to her lips.

I was eating my girlfriend out when I realized, I was licking her putter-nutch.

by Tate-Diesel July 20, 2011

Putting Hands On

Act Of Domestic Violence Usually Cause By Alcohol .

Ike Turner Was Putting Hands On Tina

by Cochisè Lee May 4, 2020

crusty pustule

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.

Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.

by rommate s dirty girl January 11, 2010