Punted

I first made this saying after finding that sometimes owned and pwned can't describe my feeling good enough.
Used in online games for when someone gets completely destroyed. Can also be used for when someone gets happyslapped or hit by something in the face or genitals very hard. I intended this to be used with a deep voiced announcer like Unreal Tournament.
Best used over a Microphone.
(DjDec kills Killer667 with a tank shell)
DjDec: PUNTED!!!!

(Killer667 left the game)
Stupot101: LMAO!!!!
by Dj Dec (Declan) December 12, 2008
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Punting

When you send your foot so far up your girlfriend's pussy with such force that it sends her into the air.
"What did you do with your hoe last night?"
"Oh yeah, I was punting the shit out of her."
by Butter My Toast Daddy June 14, 2017
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and punt

My wife came home and said "You're High"... AND PUNT!
by StephMill September 06, 2007
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Punt

throwing away a girl or breaking up with her (popular word among football players)
Jock 1: you still with Jessica

Jock 2: she's so stiff, Im about ready to punt her away
by Jock059 January 07, 2010
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And... PUNT!

1. The act of getting out of a bad scenario
2. Ending a perfect story.
3. What you say when you're leaving work for the weekend.
4. What you say when someone tries to feed you bullshit.
5. What to say when something cool happens or comes your way.
1. Dude, you're gonna fuck my fatass wife. And... PUNT!
2. So, I jizzed all over that girls face and... PUNT!
3. Beer 30! And... PUNT!
4. The iraq war was a good thing? And... PUNT!
5. Jenna Jameson says she wants to fuck you here and now... And... PUNT!
by Blacksberry September 06, 2007
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punts

Punts is a multi purpose word that can be used as a replacement for any verb or noun when speaking to another who understands the meaning of punts. Punts is a magical word and allows for free speech when in the company of those who can not comprehend punts. Punts can be put in any sentence at any time, without judgment or questioning.
What about punts?
I really want to punt that punt tonight.
I really need her to give me a great punt.
Thats puntin' sweet.
Thats fuckin puntariffic and puntastic all in one !
Punts.
by The Professional Punt October 22, 2007
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