pullma

Noun: masturbation (male).
Derived from the phrase 'I am off to pull my penis'. Shortened to I'm off for a pullma.

I was horny as a sailor home from 6 months at sea, and I couldn't get a bird as I am so ugly. I ended up having a pullma round the back of the pub, as well as in the newsagents whilst looking at some scagmags.

by gwank July 5, 2004

paris pullout

When you are having really great sex with the woman of your dreams, but decide at the last minute to pull out and go jerk off with your tiny little hands and shoot your dusty, clumpy load onto an American flag instead, to make sure no one else has as awesome and huge orgasm as you.

Everyone at the orgy was having a great time, till Donny decided to do a paris pullout.

by Leth28 June 2, 2017

puerto rican pullout

When your having sex with a girl and your about to cum pull out and snort a line off her butt

Yo Jeff do a puerto rican pullout on that bitch!

Dont be a pussy puerto rican pullout that hoe!

by 8o5 September 25, 2013

pullout syndrome

when a male or female develops a crush on someone but when they find out that their crush likes them back, they no longer have a crush on that person

Guy's Friend: Hey dude how are things with you and Iris
Guy: Not good. I told her I liked her but she suddenly doesn't seem interested in me anymore.
Guy's Friend: Sounds like Iris has pullout syndrome

by Garvit's Significant Other December 21, 2016

Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.

Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout

by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017

safety pullout

When a guy has to "pull out" prior to cuming, so that he doesn't impregnate his female lover.

Dude, I had to do a Safety Pullout last night because I forgot. Rubber...

by LTCFA November 25, 2017

Kentucky Pulloff

The act of man maturation immediately after finishing an entire bucket of fried chicken.

I skipped my brother's baptism with pre-planned commitments to my annual Kentucky Pulloff.

by The Captain 69 (nice) December 5, 2022