70's porno mustache

When s man's pubes were huge and unshaven like in old porn

Tim's bush was so big he had a 70's porno mustache

by Gold barz July 26, 2016

pronounciation

This word supposedly comes from the verb 'pronounce' but does not in fact exist.
The abstract noun is 'pronunciation' and is widely mispronounced.

'My pronounciation is perfect', declared the student.
'Pronouncing 'pronunciation' as 'pronounciation' is a mispronunciation', his teacher corrected.

by ant July 5, 2004

Pornocracy

Government ruled by prostitues or harlots.

There was a brief period when Greece was a Pornocracy, however, these days, there are no Pornocracies left.

by Pornocrasizzle October 14, 2003

Porno Slow

When one individual views numerous amounts of pornography on a Personal Computer that so much spyware has been obtained, causing the computer to run drastically slower than optimum performance.

Ever since my brother used my laptop, my computer has been running porno slow.

by DCwhiteman August 21, 2011

Doppelganger Porno

A porn video or movie that features someone that looks a lot like, but isn't, somebody you know, doing the nasty. A few times in his life, a man will stumble across one or two of these.

"Wow, that hot chick banging that guy on screen sure looks a lot like my hot friend that i'll never have sex with. AWESOME! Looks like I found a doppelganger porno!"

by Mahogony Fog May 24, 2010

UFO Porno

This was an incredibly successful, albeit controversial pornographic film which surfaced on the internet in early 2007. It alleges to depict actual extraterrestrial beings engaging in sexual activity. Skeptics claim the beings are not genuine, but that their 13 inch penises are.

I just got done watching UFO Porno, and I must say, it was quite the adventure.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008

Pornocracy

A government characterised by the sexual misconduct of its leaders. A term of political alarmism, it has recently been applied to the regime of Silvio Berlusconi in Italy.

The reign of men such as Rodrigo Borgia, Silvio Berlusconi and Bill Clinton could be described as a pornocracy.
Whilst it is a slur, it does accurately represent the sleaze element of their respective administrations.

by Tyburn October 4, 2011