Proton Pump

The pump of a penis so small it barely goes a centimeter

Oh my god Becky, Devon was proton pumping me last night.

by PumpMASTER3000 October 11, 2021

neuro-proctologist

A medical professional that helps people get their head out of their arse.

That Stephen Harper/Republican party/NRA sure could use a neuro-proctologist.

by doctorwhat January 25, 2013

Procto Punch

Noun
A quite painful punch in the rear end; "Procto Punch!" must be said like captain falcon to alert the victim of their ass's demise. Usually done when the victim cannot escape in time.

Verb
To punch someone in the ass

Tim: Procto,

Bob: No-

Tim: Punch! (punches Bob in the ass cheek)

Bob: Why would you do that man?

Tim: Lol you got Procto Punched

by CaptainBakes May 16, 2011

proctgnosis

n. 'knowledge' that emerges from way, way up one's ass.

I may be reaching here, but I think it's likely that the moon is made of green cheese," said the fool, not fully grasping the reach of his proctgnosis.

by A well informed cat March 31, 2017

Proton Pumper

One who proton pumps

Omg Denis I had no idea Devon was a proton pumper

by PumpMASTER3000 October 12, 2021

Proton Pack

THC/NICOTINE vapor exhaled into the rectum orally by one partner, immediately followed by a plug, either synthetic or organic, promoting absorption through the rectal membrane for an expedient and euphoric intense buzz/high for the receiving partner.

Fuckin’ proton packed my girl last night. She was dizzy buzzin’, bruh.

by Countess Squirt’n’girth May 23, 2023

Elizabeth-Proctoring

A verb for when your other half gives you the cold shoulder.

Boyfriend: Oh hey babe!
Girlfriend: (death stare)
Boyfriend: If you would stop Elizabeth-Proctoring me that would be great

by JP1692 June 2, 2014