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presenteeism

Act of showing to work when you are sick. Opposite of absenteeism.
So-called "presenteeism," or going to work when sick, is a persistent problem at more than half of U.S. workplaces and costs U.S. business a whopping $180 billion a year, research shows. (from CNN.com)
by JDD January 30, 2007
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Presentation

The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick
Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-

Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?
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present slut

Someone who solely invites people for the purpose of getting more presents on their Birthday. Usually, the present slut doesn't ever speak to the people they invited to their party ever again unless they're friends. Essentially it goes, invite rich people, obtain good presents, and never speak to them again.
"Ugh, Sarah is such a present slut!"

"I know right, she hasn't even talked to me since her birthday, and that was months ago!"
by literallyjust_girl December 1, 2020
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crown-praiser

Someone who praises the "crown," ie someone who supports a monarch or a monarchy. A derogatory term for monarchists.
Brit: I love our Queen!
American: Fuck off, crown-praiser!
by Holden J.D.S. Caulfield November 25, 2020
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No Nut November Preseason

- Bro, it’s October 26 and you’re still pullin’ it like twice a day.
- So?
- It’s the No Nut November preseason. You ain’t gon’ be ready.
by findmeshittinatschool October 26, 2019
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parise

has amazing pretty sparkly eyes,

She is more mature than people of her age, and often looked up to by her peers. She is very smart, but is often confused. very funny, and has a sense of humor that needs to be unleashed more, very shy person.
hey look at that girl, her eyes are amazing she must be called parise
by tragedy212 December 17, 2012
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presedent mugabe

The sexual act of spraying a liquid turd on your girlfriends or gimps face, ripping out some of your pubic hair and carefully placing it under their top lip with your thumb.
if you wake one morning smelling like shit and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you'd wish you were abraham lincoln.
by iris2bu December 27, 2009
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