soft-peen-goo

Soft-peen-goo describes the discharged ejaculate from a non-erect penis. This happens when a male becomes so excited and turned on that before there is a chance to become hard and erect he blows his load.

She was about to give him a blow-job but, before she get get her lips around it a stream of soft-peen-goo shot right into her eye.

by Joey Bag-O'Douche May 18, 2010

Upper Case Peen

An erection of the peen

Wow Devin has a case of the Upper Case Peen.

by Nigel Dingleberry May 10, 2018

Peen Gang

Peen Gang is an elite force that can handle destroying anything from thots to nazis.

Brian: Did you hear what peen gang just did?! Josh: No niBBa what happend? Brian: They just fucked up some nazi thots!!

by jACoBy&MYerS January 16, 2019

Peener

Penis + Weiner = Peener

It's just more fun

Peener Peener Mansee has a weiner.
Sarah has a peener
That boy is a peener.

by Peener October 13, 2004

peenie

Very small penis

Shake your peenie after you pee

by Peenie September 24, 2003

Groupon peen

Tristan Thompson's community dick. Always on special promotion.

Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?

You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.

-- Clarkisha Kent

by 10001110101... March 1, 2019

Peening

The act of rubbing ones clothed male genitals on the person of someone else without their knowledge.

Ew! That weird guy just came up and peened my leg while I was dancing!

Ugh, peening is so gross.

by Al and the Lu man August 22, 2011