Columbian Porridge

Columbian Porridge is when someone takes a shit, jizzes on it and pisses on it before leaving it in the sun for 6 hrs to enjoy a delicious meal

I woke up on a Saturday to eat some columbian porridge

by Clarrrrky December 7, 2019

Bad Porridge

Something a guy named Nick aka “Wick Nisely” uses to refer to something posted on Facebook as lame.

“I’m sorry, but your responses are like bad porridge.”

by Mbk13 December 8, 2018

texas porridge

(noun): - a typical bowl of stew or chili for a certain locale, typical of various ethnic groups. Can be anything from venison stew in the northeast to various chowders to generous stews and hearty (non-water based) gruels.

Man that 7 hour flight cost me a trip, can ya get me a bowl of texas porridge/garbage and a few buttered rolls?

by phillydrifter November 14, 2010

Oregon Porridge

An extremely full baby diaper with a soft consistency in the fecal matter.

"You should have seen the Oregon Porridge my kid gave me today."

"Oh yeah, was it a mess?"

"Out the diaper and all over her back, a total disaster."

by bd150 July 22, 2021

Ghetto porridge

Saltine crackers crushed into ramen broth, then stirred together.

Leroy wasn't feeling full after his bowl of instant noodles, so he crushed some crackers into the soup to make himself some ghetto porridge.

by Roth Vantage November 11, 2018

porridge gun

Male erection... fully loaded.

is that a bowl of lucky charms in your pocket or is that a porridge gun???!

by rahh June 11, 2006

Toowoomba porridge

The heavenly breakfast of Queensland locals, most notably Toowoomba. A 50/50 ratio of Wheatbix and Bundaberg Rum Overproof.

What are you having for breakfast mate?

Just some Toowoomba porridge, Bundy OP on Wheatbix.

You're fucked cunt.

by GoonsackGus October 31, 2018