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Anal porridge is excrement that resembles the consistency of porridge. It is light and fluffy and smells deadly. Originates from North Bay, Ontario.
I can't use the bathroom because it smells like anal porridge.
by Rational Gal March 08, 2012
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A porridge like substance that is made when you try to hold in diarrhea but it leaks out and mixes with other liquids found in that area. This rancid mixture will only occur when you have swampass or duck butter and some of your sewage leaks out and mixes with it.
Bro i was at a McDonald’s bathroom and i swear someone smeared their anal porridge on the mirrors
by Swampyman May 19, 2019
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