poner

a pussy boner

Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner

by Jesus Christ SAN December 4, 2009

poonerT*

The action of an angry ass goblin springing forth from someones ass and wreaking havok upon the unsuspecting world.

Oh my god... The ass goblin is attacking! PoonerT* is upon us!!!!

by Matt April 27, 2004

poner

What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.

Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.

by HoboAC February 8, 2008

Poner

An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony

* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok

by jrfredrick May 21, 2013

ponner

Meaning ponce, a snob.

1) I don't know who he thinks he is, looking down on us like that the fucking ponner.

by Samwell June 9, 2005

poffers

The rejected males (possibly females?) of POF (plentyoffish.com)

Monica: People I've gone out with and rejected of plenty of fish. Dave, Robby, Rob, Myke, Peter and Paul the perverts and many, many more. What poffers

by misskittykool September 28, 2009

pornerastic

"Licentious, lascivious, lewd, and horny" (Josefa Heifetz. Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary. Secaucus: University Books, 1974).

Bill Clinton was the second most pornerastic president ever.

by Antinous September 11, 2003