Plums life

A phrase used to swear on something and saying you’re not chatting shit

“I hit a 5G cone yesterday” “no way put that on your plums” “plums life g”

by The president of Loffey April 28, 2021

Fluff the plums

Playing with your balls

Big Country saw a hot bitch in the pizza shop and was gonna go home to fluff the plums.

by Ass bag September 30, 2016

what’s plots

your boy asking you what you are tying to do later on

yo bro what’s plots this weekend?

by DNabuser September 30, 2023

plomb

1. (n.) Polite term for human excrement in a toilet that has failed to flush for one of a variety of reasons...(see i-iv below);

2. Used to endearingly identify one's offspring;

3. Popular word to convey moment of impact and subsequent existence of (ideally) well-shaped (circular in cross-section) and solid 'plomb' in a toilet;

4. Conveys the two most popular instances that 'flash' into the non-Creator's mind upon detecting a plomb, (i) A BOMB!!... (ii) the precise moment it 'plo'pped (in the water from within Creator);

4. 'Lead' (metal) in French;

5. (Orig.) fusion of 'plop' and 'bomb'; coined in early seventies.

Reasons for non-flush and therefore plomb:

i. the Creator is still admiring its profile;
ii. the Creator forgot to flush it, simply;
iii. the Creator is still admiring its aquadynamics;
iv. Creator failed to account for extended reading or repose and hitherto subsequent resilience of plomb;
iv. the Creator has planted a deliberate 'plomb' for a non-Creator to stop in tracks and admire.

Examples in context:

1. I say, that was a mighty impressive plomb you left, Sir.

4. Fuel attendant - 'Quelle petrol, Monsieur?
Customer - Plomb!

by Chames May 11, 2006

plums

n. Balls. Globes. Happy sacks.

"If you've finished polishing the captain, you could have a suck on my plums"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Ploosh

This word is a verb and a noun and "Plooshy" is the adjective form but the noun and the verb have slightly different meanings for no reason. The noun ploosh means a certain amount of soft stuff, such as the ploofy stuff in pillows, or those beany sand things you find inside those insanely soft "Moshi" pillows. The verb ploosh means to hit someone with a soft object, with the intention to severely harm. Though this makes no sense since if you wanted to hurt someone by hitting them with something you could just hit them with something hard, but the stupid people try to maim people with pillows and the like, this is called plooshing.

Noun - This pillow has so much ploosh in it.
Adjective - This pillow is so plooshy.
Verb - I'm gonna ploosh you with this pillow!!!
Adverb - And so the pillow was plooshily slammed into the unsuspecting mans face.

by Ethan12345 July 28, 2008

plums

the testicles

Make sure you don't hit the plums of your opponent in the ring.

by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010