phurricane

When you helicopter with your penis then ejaculate

Bro I phurricaned all over her face last night

by the last name meadows is gay September 30, 2011

Phukin’

The type of sex that would make your creepy perv Uncle blush.

After I finish my panini, we goin to my parents room and we PHUKIN’

by TeeJayDubDub August 17, 2019

Phamhong Phur

When a female human has an exuberant amount of upperlip hair.

They typically will attract desperate male humans.

Why the fuck would someone like that Phamhong Phur!?

by Terrible Matador January 3, 2010

pouring the milk first

the wrong way. if you pour milk first you are a demon sent from hell. they will try to convert you, dont believe their lies! what if you pour too much milk? you cant just pick out the milk and keep the cereal! the only time you should be pouring the milk first is when its your 2nd bowl.

Tom: So how was your day?
John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first.
Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry.

by doilooklikemothertheresatoyou May 17, 2018

phuking

A gangster way to say the word fuck or fucking.

Andrey: That car is phuking awsome.

by Andre June 11, 2005

peurile

Childish; suited for children, trivial.
To comment on topic / item / situation in gratuitously snarky, scabrous semi-crapulous, snarkbratory and peurile puerile manner with references to juv icons. Most often in a vain attempt to appear relevant to someone under-25. Usually associated with outpourings from semi-literate "urban kultcha kritic" magazine journo's.
alt. amerc. spelling - puerile

I'm often described as being peurile due to my constant references to "teabaging

by brenthyifdsd February 23, 2011

phrick

Frick, but spelled with a PH instead of an F

"Aw Phrick with a PH!"

by OoFmAsTeR1 May 30, 2018