Phlomo

The act of being a political bastard, faggot, homo, etc. A phlomo is someone who thinks he or she is the shit, when in actuality, he or she knows absolutly nothing about politics and should just shut the hell up.

Tom - Dude, do you like Bush?
Darrel - Nah, no way, he's such a phlomo.

by Principal vynck March 23, 2009

Phlompadonk

A coconut style punch to the top of the head

I'm going to give them a Phlompadonk

by Lynch_um April 21, 2021

phloggers

doing a "funny move" with the phlog in Team Fortress 2, "funny move" defined in this context as being an idiot

"i got a 20 kill streak with the phlog without being votekicked"
"that's phloggers bro"

by orphantears October 28, 2022

Phlower

The act of taking both hands respectively and opening they butt cheeks as to expose your anal regeions, generally done in order to disturb or taunt somone
( A common gesture in most males)

Oh my God, dont turn around he's exposing his phlower!

by Babs March 13, 2005

Phlock

to grow out one's hair in the sole purpose of curling it

"I wanna phlock my hair so I can get the boys."

by Migrate January 14, 2010

phlog

Phlog, n.
A phony, phactless, phavoritisn-philled so-called news outlet, i.e., phoxnews

Phoxnews is a phlog peopled by phuckheads such as swill o'reilly

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN October 1, 2005

phlob

A loser or flop of an ex boyfriend. Typically named Doug.

Doug is such a phlob, why was I with him

by Phlobtart August 6, 2019