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Phlomo

The act of being a political bastard, faggot, homo, etc. A phlomo is someone who thinks he or she is the shit, when in actuality, he or she knows absolutly nothing about politics and should just shut the hell up.
Tom - Dude, do you like Bush?
Darrel - Nah, no way, he's such a phlomo.
by Principal vynck March 23, 2009
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Phloomph

When you're laying on a nice, comfy bed with a boner, and then an ass falls from the sky and lands perfectly on your penis, covering it up completely. In ideal circumstances, some baby powder rolls of the butt in a cloud, and even on the rarest of occasions you hear a soft and abrupt phloomph, which signifies a perfect landing. Once the butt has positioned itself, you are free to either carry out your sexual desires, or if you have an extremely strong dick, even walk around with the woman on your body. This is phloomphing and feel free to try it at home. :)
DUDE! I went home last night and Lisa asked me to get ready on the bed so I sat there laying down with a boner and all of a sudden her ass phloomphed on me and I had it there the whole night!
by SKROTO December 10, 2013
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plata o plomo

Plata o plomo is a Colombian Spanish slang phrase that translates to “silver or lead.” A person saying the phrase is telling the listener to either accept a bribe (plata, meaning “silver,” a common slang term for money in Colombia) or lose their life (plomo, a metonym for “lead bullet”).
Oye! Plata o plomo pandejo.

"Listen here sucker, play along or its lights out".

Silver or lead: money or a bullet.
Or, in the words of the Godfather: “I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse
by andrei skorobogatko November 16, 2018
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phloom

1. An Alan Alda Feminized Liberal Male who has to have the last word or be the ultimate arbiter/authority in all message board threads he participates in;
2. One who starts threads to engage in running dialogues which he will respond to incessantly while re-casting your opinions in a light favorable to himself;
3. One whose puns and jokes were cool in 1962, but suck rotten eggs now;
4. Also known as a “Scrabble Master “
That phloom won't shut the fuck up -- he makes me want to b..b..b...ARF!
by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 25, 2008
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phlemo

an emo with a cold. this cold is often caught thanks to sitting in a cold, dark room writing depressing poetry
note: writing poetry gives you a cold.
Phlemo: Accchhoooo-hooo-hooo! AAArgh! i have a COLD! my life SUCKS!
Me: would you like a tissue, mr. phlemo?
Phlemo: No, id rather be in PAIN! wait, what did you just call me?
Me: look it up on urban dictionary, i bothered to make a definition for you...
by SellotapeLips May 9, 2010
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phomo

A guy who is constantly texting or talking on his phone when at a party, club, bar, or any other social event.
Milon, you PHOMO stop screwing around and finish beer pong...
by unknown543 March 27, 2008
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phomolo

is a elegant way of is describing a kind, whole hearted person that has a soft spot for close ones. This name comes from the SeTwana language in translation to "rest" in English , basically this is a name given to a person that is calm, loving, eye-catching earthly person.
damn who's that ? her name but be Phomolo fr fr
by halleylovesboys November 10, 2021
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