1) The feeling experienced after encountering a philosophical argument that makes so much sense it makes everything else make no sense. 2) Another term for Absurdity. 3) The feeling produced by an idea that is just too fucking big.
"1. Houses, rocks, trees, objects are things perceived only by the senses.
2. The perception of things by the senses is a phenomenon experienced only in the mind.
3. Therefore, houses, rocks, trees, objects are in your mind.
4. Whhaaaat thhhee fuuuuuuuck: Oh my God. Philosomelt."
2. The perception of things by the senses is a phenomenon experienced only in the mind.
3. Therefore, houses, rocks, trees, objects are in your mind.
4. Whhaaaat thhhee fuuuuuuuck: Oh my God. Philosomelt."
by Aristotlefuckyeah December 1, 2009
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by Betterthanyouguy November 10, 2004
Get the philosopher mug.The philosopher’s orgasm is an acute feeling of bliss that occurs after a profound thought or experience. It can be described it as the mind’s “gears falling into place.”
Few men in history can claim to have felt abject satisfaction and bliss simply from thinking, and those who do have experienced a philosopher's orgasm, the complete harmony between logical thought and emotion.
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Doctor: I saved a woman's life.
Scientist: I've designed the missle defense system our country uses.
Philosopher: I've decided I do exist.
Doctor: I saved a woman's life.
Scientist: I've designed the missle defense system our country uses.
Philosopher: I've decided I do exist.
by bored at work at 2:20 pm January 26, 2008
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They usually wear beanies or a loose fitting t-shirt and dirty clothes. They spend their days by the TV smoking weed and watching rick&morty. They watch the Joe rogan podcast and believe that aliens are everywhere and that the CIA have time machines.
You may confuse them with tinfoil wearers but they are a little less nuts. They believe that them and only them understand the universe and that they are unique and special... But they work for minimum wage and get their facts from unreliable sources and use blanket terms to make their points seems more air tight. When you challenge them on these views then they usually get angry and aggressive but be assured that they haven't been in a fight since their mate stole their pokemon card.
These people are not credible and lack all intellect that they need to make valid conclusions. They will tout unionism as good and capitalism as bad. They believe that the police can't come in their house if they say they can't and they are deluded enough to believe that they are important.
Enjoy your day!
They usually wear beanies or a loose fitting t-shirt and dirty clothes. They spend their days by the TV smoking weed and watching rick&morty. They watch the Joe rogan podcast and believe that aliens are everywhere and that the CIA have time machines.
You may confuse them with tinfoil wearers but they are a little less nuts. They believe that them and only them understand the universe and that they are unique and special... But they work for minimum wage and get their facts from unreliable sources and use blanket terms to make their points seems more air tight. When you challenge them on these views then they usually get angry and aggressive but be assured that they haven't been in a fight since their mate stole their pokemon card.
These people are not credible and lack all intellect that they need to make valid conclusions. They will tout unionism as good and capitalism as bad. They believe that the police can't come in their house if they say they can't and they are deluded enough to believe that they are important.
Enjoy your day!
Hey Tom, see Kevin?
Yeah.
Well he's become a pot head and believes the moon landing was fake. God, another Armchair Philosopher!
Yeah.
Well he's become a pot head and believes the moon landing was fake. God, another Armchair Philosopher!
by Scottish Dictionary March 26, 2020
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-That person whose advice always puts things in a helpful perspective.
-Someone who is considered wise in a subject, but may not have established themselves as an authority in that subject.
-That person whose advice always puts things in a helpful perspective.
-Someone who is considered wise in a subject, but may not have established themselves as an authority in that subject.
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