Philosomelt 

1) The feeling experienced after encountering a philosophical argument that makes so much sense it makes everything else make no sense. 2) Another term for Absurdity. 3) The feeling produced by an idea that is just too fucking big.

"1. Houses, rocks, trees, objects are things perceived only by the senses.
2. The perception of things by the senses is a phenomenon experienced only in the mind.
3. Therefore, houses, rocks, trees, objects are in your mind.
4. Whhaaaat thhhee fuuuuuuuck: Oh my God. Philosomelt."

Philosomelt by Aristotlefuckyeah December 1, 2009

philosomatika 

#1 internet radio station out there.

Im going to smoke some pot and listen to philosomatika™

philosomatika by ¡DŃ™! October 11, 2003

philosomedian 

a person that thinks it is funny to make other people think harder than they would normally.

"and then the philosomedian on stage started telling jokes about string theory and evolution."

philosomedian by theocamb February 5, 2010

Philosofellating 

Getting carried away talking about philosophy and highjacking a conversation or discussion.

"Where did everyone go?"

"Bro, you scared them all off by philosofellating while we were talking about Quentin Tarantino movies."

Philosofellating by fturd16 March 8, 2018