Betterthanyouguy's definitions

larp

The stupidest hobby since dancing. Combine the geekiness of DnD with the fruitiness of improv theatre, and you're in the ball park. LARP should be discouraged in all it's forms, though LARPers are as fun to laugh at as those cosplay freaks.

LARPers are social outcasts who need real lives.

by Betterthanyouguy March 26, 2005

cosplay

Just plain queer. Excuse for effiminate men to wear dresses and put on makeup.

Cosplayers are best cured with soap and a Bible.

by Betterthanyouguy March 26, 2005

DC

Abbreviation for "Desperate Comics". A company that has been unable to cope with the fact that they have been collectivly owned by Stan Lee and Marvel for the past 60 years and makes that crappy Dawsonès Creek rip-off Teen Titans: Outsiders book that reeks of try-hard teen melodrama.

Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!

by Betterthanyouguy December 2, 2004

Detective Comics

A company that has been unable to cope with the fact that they have been collectivly owned by Stan Lee and Marvel for the past 60 years and makes that crappy Dawsons Creek rip-off Teen Titans: Outsiders book that reeks of try-hard teen melodrama.

Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!

by Betterthanyouguy December 2, 2004

United Nations

A tool of the devil if ever their was one.

The biography of the united nations is avaliable in the Biblical book of Revelations.

by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004

Public School

Government funded humanist indoctrination. Turns children in to good little socialists, ready-made for the new world order.

The most important thing I learned in public school is that I'm homeschooling my friggin' kids.

by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004

philosophy

The theoretical ramblings of dead people. Can and has been used to justify anything and everything from communism to nazism. Many of the so-called 'enlightenment' philosophers quoted today were the same ones Hitler read. Can reason from a preposition, but cannot tell weather the preposition is true or not, so its useless. The love of human "reason", which always leads to trouble.

Tim quoted the philosopher to appear smart at the diner party.

by Betterthanyouguy November 10, 2004