1 definition by bored at work at 2:20 pm

philosopher

The worst kind of person. The person that doesn't do anything, but just thinks about things.

Carpenter: I built a house.

Doctor: I saved a woman's life.

Scientist: I've designed the missle defense system our country uses.

Philosopher: I've decided I do exist.

by bored at work at 2:20 pm January 25, 2008