phildo

adj. one who drinks excessively, simultaneously vomits and urinates all over themself, has group sex with men, is a self absorbed asshole, and masturbates excessively to gay porn.

Nick pulled a phildo last night.
He's acting like a phildo

by Hans Beaverman December 12, 2003

Philoserism

Philoserism is a no class statement made usually by some trailer park trash who worships Robert Downey Jr.'s role as a dick sucker for his drug addiction in the movie, 'Less Than Zero.' The statements made have no value, purpose, depth, morals, and are as shallow as the trailer mouse who blurped it out. Philoserisms come from people who are as tall as Joe Dirt with a womens shoe size IQ to boot. If the philoser has any life goals, it probably invovles your wife.

Trailer Mater Philoserism:'I boned your wife!'

Trailer Dater Philoserism:'No u didn't! I boned your wife!'

Trailer Pater Philoserism:'Well, did either of the wifes turn around to see who had the boner?!?

by tmntblankets April 9, 2010

philopateer

Very sexy with nice hair, big dick and sexy voice

That guys voice is amazing it's like philopateer.

by Randomjordanian April 1, 2017

Philophobia

(noun) A fear of being in love or falling in love. Usually because of past relationships or family issues.

Sally: I don't think we should hang out anymore.
Bobby: Why not?
Sally: I have philophobia.

by qwertypeach August 8, 2010

Phildo

a name sometimes given to a woman's vibrator

Jen was so happy when she arrived home to an empty house so she could use Phildo.

by Tommytool August 31, 2010

philocracy

philocracy n (Gr. philos+kratos) - the rule of love; love as a governing principle of social life.

philocrat n - a person who believes in the power of love.

All authority is from God. God is Love. Hence love should be the ultimate authority.

"Philocracy" is not the same as "theocracy," the term by which the power of
church is usually implicated. What is commonly understood by "theocracy" would be better termed "hierocracy" - government by the clergy, ecclesiastical rule.The true theocracy is philocracy, since God is not clergy, God is love.

by Mike December 25, 2003

philogynista

A woman who is a lover or friend of women; one who esteems womankind, a woman who may or may not feel sexual attraction to other women

She adores women; she is a real philogynista!

by Jenny Crowe July 18, 2006