permanent staycation

1. unemployment.
2. retirement

Man 1: What's up? Ain't seen you around the plant much lately.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.

by Pbaddy October 13, 2009

permanipplelipilis

When you have permanently hard nipples

It's so cold I have permanipplelipilis
Joe's nipples are always hard, he has permanipplelipilis.

by CdnIdol September 30, 2006

object permanence

when something (condom, sex toy, etc) gets stuck way up in a woman's vagina

object permanence happens in the movie Love, Rosie

by suckxmyxfuck September 16, 2015

PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated)

To be forever drunk.

Oh man, I'm still PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated) from last Friday.

by Dirtee D March 31, 2007

Permanent Stank Face

Always looking like you're pissed off and smelling something awful.

"Adrian's got a permanent stank face because he always looks pissed off."

by Jack117 April 21, 2015

permanent greenlight status

When you are so desperate that you are willing to bang any chick even ones with messed up grills. abb. (PGS)

"You must be on permanent greenlight status cause you were fuckin the shit out of that uggo last night"

by Jake and Will May 30, 2006

pelmanism

(uncountable)
1 System of training to improve the memory.
2 A memory card game in which a pack of cards is spread out face down and players try to turn up pairs with the same symbol.

This is based on a popular English-lesson game you probably know already, called Pelmanism

by morkovska November 29, 2009