Pissing like you hate porcelain

The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.

I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."

by THVVW October 6, 2011

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)

I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

by P Lopez May 30, 2006

one percenter

A member of an "outlaw" motorcycle gang. Origin is the American Motorcycle Associations assertion from the 1960s that 99% of motorcyclists are law abiding citizens.

The Hells Angels, Outlaws, Banditos, Pagans, Warlocks, etc. then adopted the idea that they were the 1%.

That 1%er just ran a light in front of a cop, and the cop acted like he wasn't there!

by Chuck November 18, 2003

Perceptor

An Autobot sceintist who transforms into a microscope. Also a nerd.

That Perceptor is such a nerd.

by Bobby April 10, 2005

Porcelain And The Tramps

A band of the Industrial genre. Members include Porcelain(vocals) Snake(guitar) Rocko(bass) and Whitey(drums). They site Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, A Perfect Circle, Tori Amos, Pantera, Jeff Beaton, Led Zeppelin, Guns n Roses, Motley Crew, Nirvana, and Hole among their influences. They are originally from Detroit.They have yet to put out a CD, but many fans are anxiously awaiting its arrival.

I beleieve Porcelain And The Tramps has quite the cult following of their own.

by excessive_makeup March 24, 2007

porcelain god

A toilet. Utilised to describe vomiting in a knelt position in front of the John

I shit myself whilst violently worshipping the porcelain god.

by decepti - kun October 8, 2005

porcelain time

The time spent in a restroom using the toilet.

"Where's Bob?"

"He's been in the bathroom for the last twenty minutes."

"Whoa, that's a lot of porcelain time!"

by josjr December 28, 2009