Patronuphobia

A fear of being attacked by or having one's attack countered by a Patronus. Symptoms include paranoia around fog machines, nausea when hearing about or viewing Bambi, fear of sudden bright lights and occasional fainting due to hearing the EXPECT yelled loudly.

Griffendor student: yo, WTF is wrong with that RavenClaw?

Slytherin student: looks like she got that Patronuphobia, dude. She shouldn't have come to this GaGa show.

by Cephklok June 11, 2011

Patronely

Someone who goes to a club and buys a bottle of tequila to make friends but ends up drinking on their own.

That guy bought two bottles and is still Patronely

by elputoamo March 16, 2015

Patronous

The only known defense against dementors. Patronouses take the form of an animal.

Your patronous is a Capuchin Monkey.

by HeavyClawRptor September 21, 2017

patrenn’usse

What alcoholics drink.

Patron + Hennessy + D’usse = Patrenn’usse

Patrenn’usse is all I’m on this weekend. Period.

by itsjaaassss March 19, 2019

Patroon

(verb) to meander around a designated grounds or estate, especially your own, appreciating and acutely observing as a means of passing time or relieving stress.

The Admiral used to pass the time and decompress by patrooning around the yard picking weeds.

by TheCoach98 April 8, 2020

Patronage

The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.

An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.

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by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022

To Patronize and Harass

Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.

Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.

by joepillowpants February 23, 2011