Oriental Position

When you're banging her from behind while eating rice off of her back. Bonus for chopstick usage.

"Yo Dude I hit my girl with that oriental position last night"

by Pete Cray June 23, 2016

Oriental Potsticker

The resultant shit you take arising from a bad Asian meal. This shit is defined by a forceful power-dump of such intensity that there is fecal matter stuck to the bottom of the bowl, and no amount of flushing will free those bits of digested cat meat from the porcelain.

"Damn dude, that sushi we ate yesterday from the gas station must have been bad. I madehella crazy oriental potstickers at work."

by Tanto Wayne McGillicutty March 10, 2020

data orienteering

The process of exploring a data file handed to you without any form of guidance except for a nebulous statement about what you are supposed to do with it - no record layout, no data map, no indication of which columns are relevant to the task at hand. The completeness of the task specification follows the inverse specificity law - the more complex the data and the important the task the less information you are given.

Theary: Hey Bernie. could you extract the customers' discount rates from this file? It's XML so you should just be able to read it off.
Bernie: Sure thing, it it will take some serious data orienteering.
Theary: Okay, I'll let the client know.

by Terrible Tadpole June 3, 2010

mental for oriental

when someone is crazy for Asian people.

person 1 - "I only like Asian woman."
person 2 - "You’re mental for oriental."

by Justin R.😉 July 29, 2013

oriental

Adjective meaning "east"

Comes from the Latin, "Oriens" = east.

Anything east of Europe is Oriental in the Euro-centric mind. That's why Oriental Rugs come from the Persia, not China.

Oriental is associated with European colonialism in China. Especially a British image of China as once great race, but declined and vulnerable to colonization and subjugation. Negro, Coon, and Mic share similar connotations.

Oriental rugs come from Persia

by slk December 2, 2004

Angry Oriental

When you cum across both of a girls eyes and she gets made and uses both hands to wipe the cum off and stretches her eyes like a oriental person

Dude last night i gave Becky the Angry Oriental and she got pissed off

by MyFullName September 20, 2009

Oriental

Something or someone hailing from the Orient. Absolutely NOT an offensive term, only considered so by the uptight, ultrasensitive PC crowd in America. In Europe, the term is widely used without any connotations of insult. Using "Asian" for a people within the continent of Asia is selfish and self-serving to undermine other non-Oriental people.

Akinori is from Japan, thus he is an Oriental.

The Oriental rugs were imported from China.

by Roy R. September 9, 2008