Nuthag

A tiny witch that lives inside the scrotum and bewitches the testicles to burn and cause constant boners and horniness. The nuthag is contagious only through gay sex and sex with fat girls. A nuthag can also be that girl who hangs around with all of her boyfriend's friends instead of her own or a piece of shit asshole.

I think I caught a nuthag from that fat chick. I have had a huge boner for a week and my balls are on fire like a sun-burnt elephant cock....That bitch.

by King-Shit December 15, 2008

Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that Kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate Kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.

1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Lamar Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.

by Laker John September 20, 2008

nutbake

Noun. When your testicle(s) get burned by the sun or some other heat source.

"Ooooo that boy spends too much time in the tanning bed, he probably has nutbake."
Or:
" Yo Bra, wanna hang by the pool?"
"Naw man, yesterday's sun has got me nutbaked."

by jam crackers November 28, 2015

nutbaring

To shit while you cum.

Her head game was so strong she had me nutbaring.

by Usernameyoutwat May 29, 2018

nutball

A person of extreme (nutty) beliefs. A zealot who wishes to force others to accept their fringe belief system. Usually reserved for persons of right wing (conservative) persuasion. A nutball is so sure they are right, they may do physical harm to anyone who disagrees with them.

"That nutball is trying to get evolution out of our school." Some common nutball types are: bomb-packing terrorists, christian evangelists, creationists, way-right republicans, war-mongers, hate-mongers, white supremacists, nazis, extremests.

by pix pix June 23, 2007

nutrag

a rag used to wipe a man's testicular region

I used my nutrag to wipe my nutsack after some good sex.

by jesusman December 16, 2005

Nutball

someone about 5 minutes from being completely insane;
anyone who does crazy stuff or says crazy things for no apparent reason

Did you see what she did? What a nutball!

by MonayLove October 14, 2003