When a muslim tells you that musical instruments are haram (they are) yet still listens to haram nasheeds all day every day and listens to the original version that has instruments be like:
A: Musical instruments are haram! I listen to Maher Zain! I am halal mode all day every day!
B: You do know Maher Zain uses instruments right? Hypocrisy....
B: You do know Maher Zain uses instruments right? Hypocrisy....
by faiyrose January 4, 2024
Get the hypocrisymug. Scientists are among the least socially responsible people around, and they're telling people about taking things seriously and common sense. Hypocrisy is hypocrisy for the rest of us hypocrites.
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2020
Get the Hypocrisymug. A guy who beats the shit out of his wife and wins a baseball game in the same day has accomplished 2 things that day, one considered (agreed to be) by most people to be negative, the other positive. You could ask OJ about what that's like, nobody thinks of OJ without thinking of a criminal, people hardly remember he played football too. If you're gonna judge one book by its cover, shouldn't you judge all books by their covers? The same people who don't think each person is different are usually the ones telling people not to judge books by their covers, and that there's more than meets the eye in the first place (except with guys like OJ or wife beating baseball players, for some reason they think you should judge certain people if they tell you to do so). They tell you don't underestimate them, but its fine if you ridicule others.
Judging one kind of book by its cover and not another is hypocrisy. Since everyone's a hypocrite, everyone would have a cause to investigate hypocrisy in others.
by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020
Get the Hypocrisymug. Look ANAL ALAN if you are that hard up to get into a WILD PEDOPHILE PARTY as get ROMAN CATHOLIC RELIGIOUS and the GOD OF HYPOCRISY may come to you and invite you to the STICKING BALLS UP THE 8 AND 11 YEAR AGE ASSES for starters as anything goes in the RECTORY as just beg the PASTOR and give a generous donation then you are on your way to enjoying PUSH PEDOPHILIA possibly your ULTIMATE EATING POOP from the nicest looking TOT.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 26, 2022
Get the GOD OF HYPOCRISYmug. “BLM”
“I think that alm”
“That’s racist”
“Aren’t you the people who kill people because of their skin color?”
“Can’t be racist against white people!”
“Yes you can.”
“No you can’t!!!!”
“That’s hypocrisy”
“YOUR RACIST REEEEEEEE”
“I think that alm”
“That’s racist”
“Aren’t you the people who kill people because of their skin color?”
“Can’t be racist against white people!”
“Yes you can.”
“No you can’t!!!!”
“That’s hypocrisy”
“YOUR RACIST REEEEEEEE”
by Bearboi is MAD November 4, 2020
Get the Hypocrisymug. An example of hypocrisy is a college president stating a belief that “without a vibrant commitment to free and open inquiry, a university ceases to be a university,” while simultaneously banning coursework regarding critical race theory, intersectionality and the study of oppression.
by MrsMiriamWebster March 10, 2023
Get the Hypocrisymug. Refusing to acknowledge one's own negative feelings and double standards, instead choosing to poke at or call out other people's.
The guy/girl thought that he/she was not a hypocrite, while everyone else thought he/she was a hypocrite too. Cynicism masked by a smile is still cynicism, not optimism, its hypocrisy just like everybody else's.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020
Get the Hypocrisymug.