Nobody's that gay 

When a gay guy wants to fuck an extremely hot woman, he says this to justify himself

Ray: "...just aching to pounce on the supple brown flesh of your woman."
Cyril: "Shut up!"
Ray: "They are going to mess her up."
Cyril: "Why are you even here?!"
Ray: "Hello? (holds up ticket granting him "access" to Lana)"
Cyril: "But you're gay!"
Ray: "Girl, please. Nobody's that gay"

Nobody's that gay by Red Wins fan June 29, 2013

Nobody's Perfect 

1. What to say when you'll accept anyone, regardless of any strange secrets they may have.

2. The best closing line ever said. It actually WAS perfect.

"You don't understand... I'm a man!"

"Well, nobody's perfect."

Nobody's Perfect by Nobodyinparticular June 6, 2007

nobody ever pays me in gum 

something said when a person feels left out of a situation; when a bunch of other people get something and one person is left out; refers to trident layers commercial

John- hey Jill you look awesome today

Jill- Hey Jack you look pretty good yourself

Bob- Nobody ever pays me in gum!

nobody ever pays me in gum by Ike Antfly October 1, 2010

Nobody's Property 

(1) The title of a song from a 1978 Lassie movie that bombed in the box office
(2) A 2016 novel about a singer who uses medical marijuana for her PTSD that is, I shit you not, 420 pages.

Girl 1: I love the '70s so much I'm listening to Nobody's Property!
Girl 2: The fictional band from the book?
Girl 1: No, a song from the soundtrack of The Magic of Lassie
Girl 2: Didn't that bomb in the box office?
Girl 1: How would I know? I wasn't born until 1995.
Girl 2: I just finished reading the book. It's about some singer with PTSD who vapes pot, and no shit, it's 420 pages. The guy who wrote it claims that wasn't intentional...
Girl 1: He sounds like he's full of shit.

Nobody's Property by DaisukeDoki October 14, 2017

Nobody asked 

A saying that is so cringy that I will slap you through your monitor and make you suck my ass

Person 1: *states opinion*
Person 2: nobody asked

Person 1: man shut yo bitch ass up like nobody asked that you could be so cringy

Nobody asked by Charlie Houle March 30, 2022

nobody cares 

"I don't care."

Person 1: "Global warming is a pretty big issue."
Person 2: "NoBoDy CaReS."

nobody cares by BigLadIzaac April 13, 2019

nobody puts Baby in the corner 

Made famous in Dirty Dancing when Johnny gets Baby for the final dance. She's sitting in the corner with her parents, who were mad at her.

Now used when proper attention is not given to a situation but the situation turns out OK anyway. Plus, Fall Out Boy revived it's cult status with their song, "Nobody puts baby in the corner."

My ex and I were at the bar at the same time for at least 2 hours and he managed to talk to everyone there but me. Of course, I have a date with the hot bartender and my ex saw me give him my number. Nobody puts Baby in the corner!

nobody puts Baby in the corner by Chicagodiva December 7, 2006