narcisstick

A stick used to facilitate taking photos of yourself using a mobile phone.

Jill's so into herself; always using a narcisstick and posting photos with her duck lips.

by Wordslingin' mama August 9, 2015

Narcissistic Dick Disorder

When you have a dick so far up your ass that it hits your brain and causes an arrogant mindset in which you can never be wrong. Commonly seen in people who have failed in some area repeatedly, such as school, dating, etc...

Joe: "Wow, Tim has been really cocky and arrogant lately. What's his deal?"

Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."

by MLGPingu September 1, 2015

narcissistic birthday syndrome

a condition in which ones birthday (or month) is approaching so the person in question completely ignores everything in life except his or her upcoming birthday. Constantly reminding others that his or her day is approaching, planning their own parties, suggesting gifts, and changing the subject of every social conversation in to something about said birthday.

Guy: "Greg's birthday is coming up, are you going to his party?"
Girl: "How can you not? He's only reminded me every day since last month and invited me to his 3 parties he planned for himself. His narcissistic birthday syndrome is in full swing."

by quixilver09 January 11, 2017

Narcissistic Penguin

Someone who thinks they are a good moderator on online communities when really they're not

Wow! You must be a narcissistic penguin - you're THAT bad!

by BlueCore January 30, 2017

Narcissistic Sociopath

No regards or respect for those around not even the parents that did such a shitty job raising you

Im sorry son your father is a narcissistic sociopath so i have to protect your little developing mind.

by Nikhay July 18, 2018

narcissist

Someone who thinks it is constructive to make you feel worse when you're already feeling bad, because in their minds, they're the only one that matters.

Person A: "Why do you make me feel bad for feeling bad?"
Person B: "I don't know and I don't care"
Person B is a narcissist

by MrsMinx January 19, 2005

Narciscis

A cisgender person who wrongfully claims the words ‘cis’ or ‘cisgender’ are slurs, in order to validate the transphobia they had long before they ever heard the word ‘cis,’ and to oppression LARP.

Narciscis: “I’m not cis! I’m a real woman!”
Everyone: “Stop. You’re being a Narciscis. It’s embarrassing.”

by CarefulTheFloorisMarlava May 27, 2022