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Muzak Bomb

A progression of songs played in a store or restaurant over the Muzak system that tells a story through subject matter that almost exactly matches a current situation in your life so eerily that you think the music programmer is sapping into your extrasensory brain waves.

Named after Muzak, the company that delivers experiences through "Audio Architecture", a process of programming songs together based on similar subject matter, musical elements, or just to create a specific environment feel with music.
Man...I can't believe that Muzak bomb I heard at Applebee's on Valentine's Day: "Hole-Hearted" by Extreme, "All For Love" by Color Me Badd, and "I'm On Fire" by the Dwight Twilley Band. I was just getting over being single, but the Muzak system had to tell me that there's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by someone, I ain't got no lover, and I need love! Darn it!
by Random Fred March 19, 2010
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"Don't take off muzza's shoes, or stand in a five metre radius should said shoe removal take place. Muzza's often think they are sexalicous.
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Muzzar

An awesome little kid. Muzzars are gentle but can be annoying at times. They can be violent so watch out. Deep down inside, though, they are cute little guys and will always stick by your side.
Person: Hi Muzzar!
Muzzar: *slap* *hug*
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Muzza

A king of his expertise. They excell in what they is passionate in. A Muzza is usually a trend-setter and have a strong aura of leadership. Because of their honesty and his determination to always inspire people, he is idolized by the world. In appearance, a Muzza is good looking, like to dance and style themselves esp. Hair. Overall Muzza is bae
He is a nice Muzza
She belongs to the Muzza family , no wonder she is bae af.
by Ares_Creator January 14, 2018
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Muzakkir

A perfect name for someone who is tall, masculine and handsome. A kind-hearted, never watch porn videos and can be trusted by anyone around him. He is also a symbol of sigma man and can become a perfect role model for every man in the world.
I think our son gonna become a very successful person. Let's name him Muzakkir. Hope he can find his waifu in real life soon. How lucky we are, darling.
by Hggfhjv November 22, 2021
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Dirty Jack Muzzati

The act of taking a rat and skewering it on your penis and grilling it like a kebab, then getting a girl to eat off like a delicious snack.
Did you hear max did a dirty jack muzzati last night? Yeah that girl must be scarred.
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